Extraordinary Discovery: Marriage Leads To Divorce

Did you know that prenuptial cohabiting can "spoil" marriage? Yeah Science is talking to YOU, unmarried hoors.


Clearly you've got only two choices:

1. Marry immediately and SUFFER A DOOMED WEDDED LIFE OF UNENDURABLE, CRIPPLING EMOTIONAL PAIN

or

B. Never get married and experience the rest of your sinful, morally bankrupt relationship exactly as happily as you do now.


Tough one.